and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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