There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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