when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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