Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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