Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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