Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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