we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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