In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
