if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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