I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
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