thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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