Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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