love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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