so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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