i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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