I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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