it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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