I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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