she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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