She is in my trunk
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I wish you could order shots online.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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