Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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