What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I will pee on everything he values.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
why is half of my head shaved?
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