as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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