Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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