I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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