she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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