i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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