...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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