i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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