What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Randomize
