Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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