one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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