do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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