it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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