So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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