Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
she pinky promised me she was 18
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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