If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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