He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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