I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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