I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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