Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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