As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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