ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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