kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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