Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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