They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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