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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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