he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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