so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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