How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm passing your future prison.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
