stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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